United Center

The “House That Jordan Built” is basically a shrine to the 1990s, when the Bulls were gods and Michael Jordan was the high priest of basketball. The United Center is enormous—still the largest NBA arena by capacity—and loud enough to rattle your fillings when it’s rocking. That said, it can feel a little cavernous when the Bulls aren’t, you know, good. But hey, they’ve got the iconic Michael Jordan statue outside, which makes for a perfect Instagram backdrop when you want to pretend you’ve achieved greatness by just showing up.